It also has a shocking predeliction for casually dropping in that it likes to talk about a certain sex act. And what else are you wishing for this year, El Reg? Santa says: See if you can get someone else to eat it! El Reg says: Eat it Santa says: You want me to eat what?!? This coming from the service that banned the surname Woodcock as an ID.Iain told us that an unexpected profane outburst was triggered by his nieces offering the nasty St Nick a slice of digital pizza, using the string "(pi)". It's fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else... Here's the full screen grab of Santa's tirade, which will form part of the dossier that we'll be forwarding to Interpol.) that Microsoft would rush out a piece of software that clearly isn't ready for public consumption. ® Looks like Redmond's wholesomeness committee has swooped already - Santa's stopped giving his opinions on sexy chit chat.This is Shaun Holden from Killamarsh in Derbyshire.
Stephen Watt, a freakishly tall bodybuilder, was planted on the big leather sofa, immobile as the hotel suite's potted palm.
But having the chance to talk openly about this other form of coitus interruptus did reignite my curiosity.
After running an informal survey of friends and acquaintances, I’ve gathered some evidence that suggests guys in general may be slacking on the dirt delivery.
"Let's see if this Russian asshole has what I need," he'd say calmly.
Then he would help himself to glass plates of powder, each thoughtfully cut into letters for easy identification: "E" for Ecstasy, "C" for coke.